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Sunday, October 26, 2008

myramoxiaomai from URL @ 23:59

before anyth else, here are pictures of ytd's "outing" with fcukers:)
from SIAOZHABOR! THANX GIRL!

THIS PLACE QUITE COOL TO CHILL EHH? I FEEL.

3 CRAZY IDIOTS PLUS HWEI. YH, THANX LEII~
SNAP SNAP SNAP NON-STOP. THEN WE POSED POSED POSED! CB!

the truth is, only little children, besides fcukers,
can make me really REALLY H-A-P-P-Y! =DDDD

2ND NEPH, RYAN, AND HIS MOM :)

THAT CHEEKY FELLA!

HE TOOK THIS HIMSELF USING MY CAMERA! CUTE EHH?

ZHILIAN~~~ YOUNG YOUNG ONLY KNOW HOW TO ZHILIAN~ ISHH ISHH.

KUANG KUANG KUANG~~

MUACKS MUACKS HIM LOADSS!

wahh sehh! went to meet zh and our GODDAUGHTER tgt!
supa cute lahhhh! 8 months only.
i from sad sad become sooo happy! =P

DON MISS THIS LONG STORY! =))

i shall test my hanyu pinyin and my bahasa cina to tell you this story.

today, when me and deer jus kangkang (just) reached commonwealth mrt that time,
i ma shang (immediately) looked at the panel to check if my bus service was still
operating not. 198 2357 already gone. 196 0027 last bus so i still you xi wang (got hope). haha! while waiting waiting for the bus, suddenly a woman in her late 30s
approached me. she looked supa indo but she claimed she xin jia po ren (singaporean)

WOMAN: 198 don hav already. no more (looking sad)
ME: errr ya. 196 still hav. you can take?
WOMAN: noooo. im going to jurong. i no money take cab.
(still looking sad. JIAJIA LAHH! NABEHH!)
ME: you call home la. see who at home.

i was giving her suggestion to jus go take cab then when reach jus call
someone from her family or what come down pay for her la! easy whatt. nabehh.

WOMAN: NO. NO ONE AT HOME.
ME: HUHH? NO ONE?
WOMAN: YA.
ME: YOU LIVE ALONE?
WOMAN: YA. ALONE.
ME: YOU INDONESIAN OR WHAT?
WOMAN: NO SINGAPOREAN.
ME: THEN YOU GOT ANYONE YOU CAN CONTACT ANOT?
WOMAN: NOOO. I NO MONEY TAKE CAB. (looking worried now)

nabehh. i turned to deer then we conversed in mandarin.

DEER: TA SHUO SHEN ME?
ME: TA SHUO TA MEI YOU QIAN TAKE CAB! HOW AH? YOU HAV?
DEER: NO. I DON HAV.
ME: YA LORR. SO OBVIOUS SHE WAN MONEY ONLY.

then suddenly,

WOMAN: I NO MONEY TAKE CAB... I LONELY.

DEER: EHH TA KEYI QIANG ING WEN AHH?
ME: KE YI. YI TIAN TIAN BAHH.
DEER: TA SHUO SHEN ME?
ME: TA SHUO TA HEN QI MO ...
DEER: HUHH? GUAN WO MEN PI SI AHH.
ME: i laughed.
DEER: EHH! HENG NI KE YI QIANG HUA YI OHH!

we like idiot so happy can talk in bahasa cina tgt!

DEER: AIYA GUAN TA LAHH! WO MEN ACT ACT QIANG HUA DON CARE HER.
ME: OHH OKOK. NABEHH. TA YI GE REN ZHU (i pronounced this as zhu the "pig" not zhu "live" wahahah!) THEN TA YING GAI YOU QIAN MA. SOMEMORE WHY MUS TARGET US AHH?
DEER: CUS WE LOOK LIKE WE GOT ALOT OF MONEY AHH!

WAHAHAHHA WE LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN FRONT OF THE BLOODY WOMAN.
somehow i didn dare look at the woman. but from the corner of my eye,
she from time to time was glaring at me lahh!

ME: EHH NI KAN! TA KAN ZHU WO LEHH! NABEHH.
DEER: AIYA GUAN TA LAHH! OR ASK HER TAKE 147 OR 196 GO CLEMENTI THEN FROM THERE SEE STILL GOT BUS CAN TAKE TO JURONG OR WHAT LORR.
ME: EHH YA HORR. (so i explained to the woman)
WOMAN: NO. THERE NO BUS TO JURONG!
ME: HAV. CONFIRM HAV ONE LORR.
WOMAN: NO DON HAV.
ME: NABEHH. SO OBVIOUS TA YAO WO MEN DE QIAN LORR. KNN.
DEER: AIYA DON CARE COME WE TALK TALK CAN LIAO LORR.
ME: WAHH. I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING TA LEHH!
DEER: WAHAHAH YOU TALK SO FUNNY! LIKE ABC LIKE THAT!
ME: WHAT LAHHH! (GRRRRRR)
DEER: TA SHUO TA MEI YOU QIAN THEN TA DE QIAN BAO YOU SHEN ME NE?
ME: (LAUGHING!!) DUI ORHHH? INSIDE RUBBISH ONLY.

from time to time the woman kept saying she no money take cab. cb!
then suddenly she come ask

WOMAN: EHH THERE NO PHONE RIGHT? (pointing to some shops)
ME: ERR DUNNO EHH. EHH GOT PHONE NOT AH.
DEER: I THINK DON HAV LEHH.
ME: DON HAV. (i told the woman)
WOMAN: THEN HOW I CALL MY PARENTS?
ME: HARR? YOU NO HANDPHONE?
WOMAN: DON HAVVVVVVV.
DEER: EHH YOUR BUS COME LIAO!
ME: EH EH! LETS GO! WOO LETS GO! (laughing lehh. like cb right me)
ME: FASTER. I SCARED LIAO LAA.

it was hilarious yet i felt scared at the same time. i remembered i was being molested at that area before. then now, some mad woman came and approached me, prolly wanna dupe us of our money, or steal our mobile. sorry ah. i now extra vigilant already. when we finally boarded the bus, wahh sehh! i felt my heart beating fast lehh! then we complained complained.

SHE SAY SHE LIVE ALONE THEN SUDDENLY SAY CALL HER PARENTS. IF SHE LIVE ALONE SHE SURE HAV HER OWN MONEY RIGHTT. HOW SHE SURVIVE LIKE THAT? NO ATM PRESS MONEY MEHH. IF SHE SAY SHE STAY ALONE, MEANS SHE SHOULD HAV BEEN PREPARED TO STAY ALONE MA, THEN MUS MAKE SURE GOT EVERYTHG SHE NEED TO LIVE ALONE MA, ALL BY HERSELF.
WHAT SHE MEAN BY SHE NO MONEY. SOMEMORE SHE HOW OLD LIAO. AND SOMEMORE SAY SHE SINGAPOREAN THEN REALLY NO KIN MEHH? AIYYA DON UNDERSTAND LAHHH.

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I LIKE FCUKERS ALOT ALOT.
CUS I REALLY LIKE MY MASTER:)
I LIKE MY SIAO KAKIs.:)
I LIKE MY BROTHERS:)
I LIKE HIM:)